The Principal
DETENTION HALL HIGH

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The Principal has arrived.

SOUND ON

DETENTION HALL PRESENTS

PRINCIPAL

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The principal has arrived.
And your principal is going up.

1974 yearbook portrait of the Principal
CLASS OF 1974
SCROLL — CLASS IS IN SESSION ↓
MEET THE PRINCIPAL

Class of 1974.
Pepe Sr.…
better known as the Principal.

SCROLL · MEET PEPE JR. AND PEPE SR.
Pepe Jr. Pepe Sr. — the Principal

PEPE JR. · THE NEXT GENERATION

Pepe Jr. Braces. Basketball team. Band class.

SCROLL ↓

FIRST PERIOD — VOCABULARY

principal

/ˈprɪnsəpəl/ — noun
  1. 1the head of a school. Runs the hallways. Hands out detention.
  2. 2the money you put in. The sum that grows. Ours only goes up.
See also: yours. Dress code: diamond hands. Detention for paper hands.
SECOND PERIOD — DISCIPLINE

DETENTION SLIPS

DETENTION SLIP № 001974

Name
Paper Hands
Offense
Sold at the first red candle
Sentence
Watch it climb without you

HALL PASS № 001975

Name
Diamond Hands
Cleared for
Holding through anything
Dress code
Diamond hands, obviously
DIAMOND HANDS
★ APPROVED ★

BUY RECEIPT № 001976

Item
$PRINCIPAL — one (1) principal
Note
Principal(noun, def. 2): the money you put in
Warning
No refunds on regret
THIRD PERIOD — ECONOMICS

THE CHART

Keep scrolling. Watch your principal climb.

TIME IN DETENTION → CANDLE 0 / 48
DETENTION HALL RADIO

NOW SPINNING

1974 cover art
1974
SDYOGI
The Principal's official detention soundtrack. Scroll — the deeper you go, the wider it gets.
SPOTIFY ↗
FOURTH PERIOD — GRADES

REPORT CARD

DETENTION HALL HIGH — CLASS OF 1974
Liquiditylocked. not going anywhere.
A+
Snipe Tax99% for 3 seconds. snipers get detention.
A+
Diamond Handsdress code compliance: perfect.
A
Paper Handssee detention slip № 001974.
DETENTION
Snipersfront-running the principal's office.
F
Principal Growthdef. 2 — the money you put in.
A+
Signed, The Principal
FINAL BELL

CLASS
DISMISSED.

The principal has arrived. Don't be late to your own principal going up.

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